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@trochee@dair-community.social
2024-05-02 18:11:51

It is extremely in the spirit of Gilbert and Sullivan to introduce exactly the right ridiculous vocabulary word ("polydactyly") to make the rhyme scheme line up with the snark ("well-actually")
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Andrew (@andrewt@mathstodon.xyz)
🎶 I am a language model and I've been trained on the internet. 🎶 I've information half-remembered, unsourced and approximate. 🎶 I live inside your laptop, phone and apps and even wearables 🎶 With pushiness and arrogance that's verging on unbearable. 🎶 I mansplain as a service if you need me to "well actually" 🎶 And draw pictures of women with large breasts and polydactyly. 🎶 I'll regale the room with confident elucidati-on 🎶 And some of what I say won't even be hallucina…

@marcwhoward@neuromatch.social
2024-04-02 02:52:55

It's interesting to me how photos of water look completely different from water.
In real life the visual appearance of water in this picture was inseparable from its motion.

Reflections in a pond in the rain. A branch coming out of the water is reflected in the upper left. Trees are reflected in the water to the lower left and lower right. Some raindrops have just hit the surface creating symmetric rings.
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2024-03-27 14:30:05

Joke's on the poster's designer. It's my life's philosophy to run everything on this Fold or Iron schedule. 😎
(Picture of a poster at a Goodwill store. The poster included no attribution.)
#poster #humor #found

An amber poster with black stylized text: Laundry SCHEDULE SORT: Today WASH: Tomorrow FOLD: Eventually IRON: Hmmm...
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2024-03-30 17:00:34

#silentSunday #HorsesOfMastodon
A Budweiser Clydesdale, resting at home. May 2017

Photo. A large roan colored horse with white feet and a white blaze on its face, walking right to left in a small pasture. A white picket fence is behind it, with the front range of the Rocky Mountains blurry in the background. This is one of the famous Budweiser Clydesdale horses, in its home near Fort Collins, CO, resting up between tours around the country. A couple times a year the stables where they live opens to the public for a couple days. May 2017.
@bunnyhero@mstdn.ca
2024-04-19 16:59:45

RUN LOLA RUN will be back in theatres this summer for its 25th anniversary! love that movie. i saw it many times during it's original release (hard to believe it's been 25 years!)
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@stg@c.im
2024-04-30 17:22:58

I have never felt so seen.

Image of a screenshot from a social network showing a post about an Eames Lounge Chair featuring a picture of said chair. The caption reads: “I’mconvinced the majority of dudes wake up and go to work so they can one day afford this chair in their living room.”
@bici@mastodon.social
2024-02-28 05:38:52

The seven-course menu:
"Potage Š la Tortue" served with Amontillado sherry
"Blinis Demidoff" (buckwheat pancakes with caviar)served with Veuve Clicquot Champagne
"Cailles en Sarcophage" (quail in puff pastry) served with Clos de Vougeot Pinot Noir
an endive salad
"Savarin au Rhum avec des Figues et Fruit Glacée" served with Champagne
assorted cheeses and fruits served with Sauternes
coffe…

@servelan@newsie.social
2024-02-20 06:10:00

Oklahoma: Secretary of Public Education Ryan Walters Under Fire After Non-Binary Student Beaten at School, Dies
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Oklahoma's top education official called out for Libs of TikTok ties after non-binary student beaten at school
Posters online are putting the death of non-binary student Nex Benedict on the hands of Ryan Walters, the state's anti-trans education head.

@bunnyhero@mstdn.ca
2024-04-19 16:59:45

RUN LOLA RUN will be back in theatres this summer for its 25th anniversary! love that movie. i saw it many times during it's original release (hard to believe it's been 25 years!)
hollywoodreporter.com/movies/m

@servelan@newsie.social
2024-04-19 20:26:35

DeSantis signs school chaplains bill opposed by pastors, Satanists, ACLU – Orlando Sentinel
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DeSantis signs school chaplains bill opposed by pastors, Satanists, ACLU
Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a bill into law Thursday allowing volunteer chaplains to counsel students in public schools, despite warnings from a pastors group, the ACLU and the Satanic Temple that it …